1. "If" is the BIGGEST "little" word in the English language. It can stop a contract from going through. It can stop a marriage. It can stop love. It can intervene in life and change it dramatically. If can do many things. It is able to change an entire book of words. (If this story had been true, wouldn't it really be sad then?") If can change you point of view, perspective, and interest in one, or many things (persons, etc...) all at once, or over a long period of time.
1. Todd said that"If is the biggest little word in the world." He was right...

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"If I would have known then what I do now; I NEVER would have done that."

Then the Judge said: "If you proceed as planned, you WILL go to jail young man! Do you understand this?"

"If I had a dollar for every time she cheated on me, I'd be RICH!"

derivatives:

"Iffy" - Meaning that things are close to a true balance, but that it could go either way depending on what happens.
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a conjunction meening "in the even that"
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If...Then...Else
This handy statement allows you to compare two or more conditions. It would appear like this:
IF
{condition} {operator} {condition}
THEN
{code}
ELSE
{code}
END IF

The above code is mainly a basic example, indeed, it works in Visual Basic.
A javascript(simmilar to c) could look something like this:
if (condition)
{
statements to execute
}

Search on Google for 'if {programming language}' and you should find some pages about the if statement for your language.
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Inform is an I.F. engine made to run zcode games like Zork II.
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A says, "Man, is dat chick HOT or what?" B responds, "If!" meaning "Yes indeed!"

Used in Louisiana. My theory is that this was someone's adaptation of the Spanish usage of the word "si" for both yes and if (there is some Spanish influence in Louisiana).
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Used by most Bahamians as a reply to a question that is a definate answer.
IF! meaning of course or for sure
1st person: Bey you goin to tha movies?
2nd person: IF!
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